Here we go....

Someone please tell me that this website is fake:

http://www.carlitostevez.com.ar/por/index.php

Or please tell me that the West Ham banner there isn't indicating that Tevez has signed for West Ham.

I can't read Spanish but there seemed to be something about Javier Mascherano there and don't tell me both have moved to WHU, while Wenger is sitting happily in his office admiring the collection of his hugely talented youngsters.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

I don't need anyone to tell me that we have enough forwards, quantity-wise. But Tevez is a top, top quality and when such player is available, WELL... never mind. I am not the manager anyway. Even if Wenger decides to play Cygan all season, what can I do? Even if Wenger decides that Almunia will be our no.1 next season, what can I say?

He decides whether to spend or not. He decides how the team play.

Sigh..